As Willy the squirrel was drinking from the peaceful banks of a babbling brook, he realized he was drinking pure gasoline. In a cruel twist of fate, the tree next to him was hit by a freak bolt of lightning, burning it and Willy in the process. His kidneys caught aflame and he then exploded. This atrocity was seen by Bob Seger, the Captain of the space battleship, the Silver Bullet, through his magic scrying glass.

            “Oh blast! It must be one of those Hollywood Nights.” The failed musician exclaimed. He brought his spaceship out from orbit and landed it on a small farm in Kansas. The Silver Bullet then turned into a large Megazord. It began to rampage the state of Kansas, utterly assaulting nature. Cody Janousek saw this ridiculousness and hopped in his own Megazord.

            As he neared his target, Cody began to think upon events long gone, those he had loved and those he had lost, and things yet to come, and other such deep thoughts. He finally found Bob Seger and the battle ensued. Using his robots arm laser, Cody blasted a hole through the chest of his opponent, who then retaliated with a downward slash, his claws tearing through the metal of Cody’s left shoulder. The two behemoths stood locked in fierce contact, a contact that was not broken until Bob Seger’s robot slipped on an inconveniently placed banana peel. Cody hopped out of his Megazord, then lifted Mr. Seger out of his, and with an almost inaudible “Adios, chump,” hurled him into space with inhuman strength. He then walked away into the sunset, seconds before news teams arrived to question him about this strange series of events.